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AND EVEN MORE. My mom and I have this obsession with this cute little birdie that's nesting outside my bathroom window (we stand on the tub and stare at it). We know it had eggs so this morning my mom is all 'The eggs hatched!' and I'm all 'No ways!' And I look out the window and my mom says: "April fools!" But then *dun dun dun* I yell 'Holy shit there are babies!" and she's all 'Ha. As if.' and I'm like 'There IS!' And, lo' and behold, little baby birdies.
In other words, I WIN!







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Some people are like slinkys; Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs
Me: "Axel baby, I'd be on you so fast you wouldn't have time to scream 'rape!'"
Axel: "........"
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"Sucks to your Ass-mar!" ~Ralph from lord of the flies
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when the man who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
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"Even if you eat sweets, if you use your head you won't get fat." L, Death Note
"I like soft food, chewing is tiresome." Ritsuka, Loveless
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"Because I was standing in the tunnel. And I was really there. And that was enough to make me feel infinite."
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~*kitty--LaMasqueDuMinet the CheshireKat*~
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You are about to set foot into my twisted mind.....might i warn you THERE IS NO WAY OUT!!!!AHAHA!
...THERE ARE ALSO NO BATHROOMS.
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If we all ran off of politics we'd be prayin to Ben Affleck, runnin under the rule of Oprah, and Brittany Spears wouldn't be a whore
It ain't how many times you've fallen. It's how many times you got up and got back on
1. Thanks for the fav!
2. i have been trying to call you but my cell phone not working and mom using the house phone all the time to talk to everybody about my grandma being in hospital again
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May the Force, Shwartz, God, Gods, Fates,and any other mystical thing that people worship guide your way.That is all
THANKS for the
Nyoro~~n!! See ya~~!!
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